1. Have you ever woken up at 5 in the afternoon to the sound of the run-out groove of a Blake Baxter record that’s been on for 8 hours?
2. Is your tinnitus set to 122 bpm?
3. Has house music ever affected your ability to do your job?
4. Is house music your job?
5. Have you ever looked at a tree and thought you could see it breathe?
6. Do you wish you’d been 18 in 1988?
7. Were you 18 in 1988?
8. Have you ever used Night Nurse recreationally?
9. Do you regularly use house music to block out disturbing thoughts in your life?
10. Do you think some dogs are sexy?

If the answer to 5 or more of these questions was “Yes”, then you’ll love TOTHEBONE